Autism Online

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Autism Online.

Now the ultimate in MMO gaming is released in a worldwide launch. Finally you can devote your life to the exciting repetitious gameplay supported by our Autist Engine®.

Compete against friends and foes by maximizing statistics. Find new friends that share your lack of interest in human connections. Invent your character, so you don’t have to have one in real life. It has never been this fun doing the same thing over and over again, finding the 0.1% that will give you an edge over others. At last a chance to feel successful!

It is the world that you have always dreamt of. Welcome to Autism Online®.